I’m not an alcoholic and I’m no gambler, but they aren’t the only people with problems. Here’s my list of things that I’m hooked on, to the point of no return: Football- Any interest in sports is a positive interest in my eyes, but it is possible for it to go a tiny bit too…
We’ve all heard the phrase, “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade!” But that doesn’t make sense to me. I’m a realist and I’ve came up with a few more reasonable/practical ways to finish off that age old saying. When life gives you lemons… 1. You’re probably going to have to pay for those. It’s…
This song has exploded onto the scene of late and with excellent production values, a catchy chorus and some funny lyrics; you can see why! Watch the video if you wanna join this phenomenon, see what all the hype is about or if you just want answers to the question: “What does the fox say?”
Knowing something that someone else doesn’t- It’s always good to know that you have the intellectual upper-hand. Whether it’s the answer to a difficult question, a recent piece of news or a bit of gossip; knowing that you’re one step ahead is always rewarding. NOT making a fool of myself- Yeah, making a good impression…
Having just visited the barbers and having my hair absolutely butchered, I’ve decided to highlight exactly what it is that makes me HATE getting my hair cut. 1. The end result- No-one has ever left a hairdressers/barbers thinking, “yep, this cut is the one for me. It’s excellent!” The best you get is, “well, it…
We’ve all clicked through countless horrific tattoos when we’ve been online; but I think I’ve found the worst. The pinnacle of poor. The top of terrible. The champion of the chumps(that’s enough). Imagine having Harry Hill emblazoned on your skin forever. Imagine having Jabba the Hut, in a wig, inked right next to him. Bad…
I can’t believe that I’ve only just stumbled across this video. With over 8 million views, it’s got to be one of the most popular parodies online. So guys, do you think Robin Thicke is a bit creepy? Think the video for Blurred Lines is absolutely awful? Or are you just tired of it being…
There are some things that make you laugh but probably shouldn’t. Here’s my list of things that make me howl, even though I know it’s wrong. People falling over- Old people. Young people. Medium-aged people. I don’t care. As long as they fall heel over tit, you’ll find me rolling around in hysterics. Bonus points…
Responsibilities- Or rather, the lack of. Imagine you’re young again. What’s for tea? Not your problem. What are you gunna wear? Not your issue. What time are you in work? Bitch please, you don’t have work and even if you did, you can barely tell the time anyway. Ignorance- They say ignorance is bliss and…
I’ve decided to reveal the tip of the iceberg and share a few things that make me angry. Surely it can’t just be me that feels their blood boil at they very thought of these things…I hope. False confidence- I don’t mind arrogance. I don’t mind confidence. I don’t mind someone being sure of them…
ReallyGeneral 